California Has Marijuana Vending Machines

Pot smokers everywhere feast your eyes. That armored black box is an actual pot vending machine. By simply swiping your medical marijuana card and providing your finger print you can get either 1/8 ounce or 1/4 ounce packages of marijuana. There are at least three of these bad boys located in small nondescript shops in strip malls around the L.A. area.

Here is are two of my favorite quotes from the article.

“It helps a lot of patients who are in a lot of pain and don’t want to wait around to get help,” Robert Schwartz said. “It’s been working out great.”

Each purchase from the machine yields 1/8th or 2/8th of an ounce.

Let’s tackle these one at a time. First, how long is the line at a medical marijuana distribution center? You want me to believe someone is in such excruciating pain that they can’t wait to talk to a person to get their dope? If pot is such a magical pain killer let’s start using it instead of morphine.

Second, 2/8!? Really? Either Daisy Nguyen doesn’t understand 5th grade fractions or she assumes all the pot heads reading about this pot vending machine don’t know that 2/8 is 1/4. News flash Daisy, drug users/dealers know their fractions. Fuck, I would bet money that a drug user/dealer knows fractions and the metric system better than any average American you stopped on the street.

Who wants to set the over/under on how long it is going to take for someone to get a bulldozer and try to steal one of these bastards?

Original Story: Yahoo