WELCOME, LYNNE A. OSMUS, NEW FAA HEAD NECROPHILIAC!

With many more thousands of innocent-civilian aviation kills to her credit than now-ejected and now-disgraced "Top Gun" Failed FAA Acting Administrator Bobby Sturgell, and having herself served as FAA Tool since 1979 as compared to BubbaBobby's 2003, Lynne A. Osmus may well be the longest-toothed tenured FAA Necrophiliac you'll ever meet. Therefore, many in the aviation community right now feel particularly perturbed at the remaining paucity of information currently available on Lynne A. Osmus, new pro tempore Deputy Acting Administrator of the FAA, particularly since Lynne A. Osmus has worked at the Failed Aviation Administration since the year Little River Band put "Lonesome Loser" on the pop charts in Lynne's own honor. But that's just it.

Lynne's an isolated pretend covert operative. Lynne's a spook. Lynne's like a ghost. Lynne is the "security" and "hazardous materials" lady for the Tombstone Agency. "Would you want your CIA foreign-service operatives to have a lot of Google hits out there on them, while they are still on the job?", the FAA asks you. No. No, you wouldn't. Now it's clear why FAA picked Lynne Osmus to be temporary whipping-post, stunt-double, stunt-man, stand-in, understudy, body-double, scapegoat, fluffer, sandbag, and straw-man.

Sure, our vote is that Lynne Osmus becomes 4-day Administrator. But make no mistake about it. Lynne Osmus was picked by FAA as ceremonial lightning-rod because she's been spook-minded since as far back as the Andy Gibb era, and therefore Lynne has left far less of a paper trail behind her than freewheeling failed trailer-trash DelMarVa yahoo Stunade Bobby Sturgell did.

FAA saw what happened to Bobby Sturgell once Quiet Rockland exposed his lack of bona fide combat experience, his failure to pass his CPA exam, his inability to wear a wedding ring on his finger while married, his mother Barbara's past work with FBI and J. Edgar Hoover, and the fact that the Sturgell family biker-bar was the site of gang recruiting and shooting sessions between Hell's Angel's and Pagans - leading to a racist homophobic sign put up on The Happy Harbor in Deale, Maryland which the Sturgell family kept up on the structure for no less than 19 days, until thereafter shamed enough by extrinsic pressure to take it down.

Humiliated that they themselves were too stupid to do an earlier background check on Bobby Sturgell themselves to find out any of this crap on Bobby Sturgell, the FAA moronic ghouls still there, this week vowed amongst themselves, probably in some hokey secret ceremony wherein they kill chickens and hold hands, to never again prop up an Administrator with an identifiable past in any respect, much less one like Perjurer Bobby Sturgell's, again. So, this week the remaining Secret Society of FAA Detritus picked security operative Lynne Osmus as their evanescent Grand Vizier. Next time, they will probably pick Howard Hughes or the Unknown Comic.

Those upset with the dearth of information available on the Internet on Lynne A. Osmus, are also upset at the apparent shortage of PHOTOGRAPHS posted on the web depicting Osmus-The-Red-Faced-Necro, too. But these people should all take heart. There is about to be a lot more Internet coverage of Lynne Visage-Rouge:
http://www.LynneOsmus.com/
http://www.LynneOsmus.net/
http://www.LynneOsmus.org/
And, as for the photos of Lynne Osmus available on the World Wide Web?
Yesterday, there was but one (1).
Today, however, there are two (2).MEET VIRGINIA'S OWN LYNNE A. OSMUS, NEW FAA DEPUTY ACTING PRO TEMPORE HEAD NECROPHILIAC!