Marion Blakey - Department of Transportation

Marion Blakey - Department of Transportation

Marion Blakey is Administrator of the Federal Aviation Administration. According to whitehouse.gov: Most recently, Marion Blakey served as Chairman of the National Transportation Safety Board. Previously, she was the principal of Blakey... [more]

Marion Blakey is Administrator of the Federal Aviation Administration. According to whitehouse.gov: Most recently, Marion Blakey served as Chairman of the National Transportation Safety Board. Previously, she was the principal of Blakey and Associates, a public affairs consulting firm specializing in transportation issues and traffic safety. From 1992 to 1993, she served as the Administrator of the Department of Transportation's National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. She has also held positions in the Department of Commerce, the Department of Education, the National Endowment for the Humanities and the White House. Marion is a graduate of Mary Washington College of the University of Virginia.

GUESS BOBBY STURGELL'S NEW E-MAIL ADDRESS CONTEST!

The total buzz in the aviation industry today, is the continuing endeavor to guess the new Rockwell Collins e-mail address of failed former FAA Acting Administrator Bobby “His Eel-Ness” Sturgell.

Quiet Rockland is therefore pleased to announced the first-of-its kind “GUESS BOBBY STURGELL’S NEW E-MAIL ADDRESS CONTEST!”

The rules of the contest are simple. You must come up with a Bobby Sturgell e-mail address that is funnier and more apt than those listed below:

bsturgell@rockwellcollins.com
bobsturgell@rockwellcollins.com
bobbysturgell@rockwellcollins.com
bubbasturgell@rockwellcollins.com
robertsturgell@rockwellcollins.com
robsturgell@rockwellcollins.com
redneck@rockwellcollins.com
biker-bar@rockwellcollins.com
hillbilly@rockwellcollins.com
hillbobby@rockwellcollins.com
deliverance@rockwellcollins.com
lobbyisthack@rockwellcollins.com
topgunyouredone@rockwellcollins.com
bsturgell@rockwellcollins.com
rsturgell@rockwellcollins.com
basturgell@rockwellcollins.com
rasturgell@rockwellcollins.com
hiseelness@rockwellcollins.com
eel@rockwellcollins.com
sturgeel@rockwellcollins.com
sturg-eel@rockwellcollins.com
thesturgeel@rockwellcollins.com
thesturg-eel@rockwellcollins.com
englanddanandjohnfordcoleyfan@rockwellcollins.com
failure@rockwellcollins.com
faailure@rockwellcollins.com
eelofsturgell@rockwellcollins.com
theeelofsturgell@rockwellcollins.com
legacycase@rockwellcollins.com
perp@rockwellcollins.com
defendant@rockwellcollins.com
mirandawarnings@rockwellcollins.com
mirandizetheeel@rockwellcollins.com
delmarvadreck@rockwellcollins.com
acting@rockwellcollins.com
badactor@rockwellcollins.com
hewasjustacting@rockwellcollins.com
liar@rockwellcollins.com
micasycophant@rockwellcollins.com
blakeysycophant@rockwellcollins.com
micalapdog@rockwellcollins.com
blakeylapdog@rockwellcollins.com
slimy@rockwellcollins.com
sleazy@rockwellcollins.com
greasy@rockwellcollins.com
slippery@rockwellcollins.com
janaisjustafriend@rockwellcollins.com

Multiple submissions are permitted. Please check back at this website often since the list will be continually replenished until the contest end date of September 14, 2009. [The September 14 date was chosen because it is the date that the Sturg-EEL first took office at FAA when he succeeded Made Marion Blakey].
The winner of the contest will receive a frozen EEL FedEx’ed to their address shipped in a Fed Ex plane flying well below 1,000 feet overhead.

Void where prohibited.
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