Mental Poo - random musings

Before I start today: New Bling I got a new award from The Screaming Me-Me's Caption Contest last week . I also got the 'Best Blog Award' from BuzzardBilly . You can see those, and my other trophies that did not come with any freaking money attached on my Awards page. I'm ruling Urban Dictionary This one is my pride and joy. The phrase "Mental Poo" is now on Urban Dictionary. ******************* Mental Poo: 'Mental poo' is stuff that people will start talking about that have no relevance to anything, including the current conversation, and usually includes just random stuff that has no bearing ... Read Full Story

Before I start today I need to announce that, yes... I have yet ANOTHER word accepted into Urban Dictionary ! Burpspeak ******************* Burpspeak (n): The words you speak when you burp. John has awesome burpspeak, he can do the entire alphabet after a single swig of beer. ******************* First Holemates and now Burpspeak . And mom said I'd never amount to anything. Huh. She's a pretty smart woman. ONWARD!! ****************** Motivate THIS . (points at crotch) Nothing to see here today... ...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs. Seriously... ...I have no idea how I made it ... Read Full Story

Before I start today, I have a few announcements to make: 1) Got me a domain name...finally. Please note that you are now at ' www.midgetmanofsteel.com .' Please modify your feeds, bookmarks or blogroll appropriately if you need to do so. Yay me. 2) I'VE FINALLY BECOME SOMEONE!! * cricket You people are jerks. I'm on the verge of famousness..famousnicity...famosity... I'm gonna be popular Why? Because Urban Dictonary published one of my words. Holemates. ****************** Holemates Definition: Holemates: Soulmates - people who are meant to be with each other - but only for sex. Holemates Example: Pamela and Tommy tried to get their relationship ... Read Full Story

******************* Motivate THIS . (points at crotch) Nothing to see here today... ...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs. Seriously... ...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing. Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said) ): What? Seriously...guy at Home Depot told me that. I'm just passing the info along as a public service. You're welcome. If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here . If you like them, feel free to post them on your site. Just give me some ... Read Full Story

Well.. It's Fall here in New England. And that can only mean one thing. What's the one thing, you ask? You may be guessing that "Fall in New England" brings: 1) Vibrant Fall foliage bursting through the landscape 2) Crisp, fresh apples arriving in the orchards 3) The farms are full of joyous laughter from children on hay rides 4) Mental Poo will have a story about dog shit If you were thinking anything other than #4, then you don't know me very well. Hello? Mental POO . Moron. You see... ..when the weather in New England starts to get cold, the leaves change ... Read Full Story