DO YOU BELIEVE IN MERMAIDS ???

"Probably most of you out there already knows the strange and complicate story about crazy pirate and beautiful mermaid but in case...: one drunk night one crazy old pirate was walking around when he suddenly spotted the most beautiful girl ever. She was slurping coconut, shining like a star. Pirate was impressed so much with her that he was absolutely sure that she is noone else then mermaid personally. He fall in love... bla bla bla ...become romantic dreamer... his heart become softer... he act stupid... and all other treasures didn't interest him at all anymore... He was thinking only about mermaid. Of course, nobody believes him about mermaid but he didn't care and he didn't t want to listen anyone. He swear that he catched her two times already, and that he never saw anyone so beautiful and special like she is..and so on....and so on. Anyway, mermaid like mermaid... she was coming and going, she even fall in love a little bit with pirate (that's what pirate say) and he..., he was becoming more and more crazy about her."