Hot potato: Merrill Lynch moves CDOs from one hand to the other

Banks are desperate to move CDOs, those dangerous collateralized debt obligations that are backed  by subprime mortgages, off their books. The problem is, who is brave, or stupid, enough to buy them?

In Merrill Lynch ’s case, that would be Lone Star Funds. But Lone Star was far from stupid — they agreed to the deal because Merrill Lynch funded most of the transaction. Lone Star Funds is buying the CDOs for $6.7 billion, and Merrill is financing the purchase up to $5 billion. It’s better than being on the hook for the estimated $11 billion that Merrill Lynch says the investments are still worth — a dubious estimate at best, since for all intents and purposes, the CDOs are worthless. Merrill Lynch is basically paying Lone Star to take them off its hands and its books. It originally valued the package at $30 billion (it’s hard to tell if that’s what it paid for the investments, since none of these figures are crystal clear).

What is Lone Star going to do with this hot potato? The company is no stranger to distressed assets. Those are its bread and butter. Maybe it’s hoping that the government’s bailout of Freddie and Fannie and the homeowner relief plan will stabilize the underlying mortgages and it won’t be left holding the bag. Most likely they will be collecting on the underlying debt. (Hey, it might just be a few pennies on the dollar, but after a while, it adds up.)

In the meantime Merrill Lynch still hasn’t extricated itself from these investments, it’s just moved them from one column to another. It’s a good move and a necessary one, but as the company is finding out, that’s one sticky hot potato.

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