Michael Moore is a Sicko

As I was looking through Sunday's paper my coffee didn't seem strong enough, so I asked my private barrista to add a shot of whiskey.

It seems Michael Moore is proving once again that just because you believe George Bush is a total moron, this does mean you are not a complete asshole.

Lardhead has another movie in the works, which he hopes to premier at Cannes next month. It is called Sicko, and is about how the American government and our health care system has dropped the ball on assisting 9/11 workers.

Ok, I think we can all agree that is a disgrace. And I don't really think Americans are as stupid as both George Bush and Michael Moore believe. We don't need someone to constantly expose "the truth to us." Most often we are painfully aware of it, it's just there is nothing we can fucking do about it.

And I suppose, since some documentaries are more fictitious than others, we can stand another Moore flick.

But, I don't like it when these disabled and sick heroes are manipulated and used, all the time extolling the virtues of the Worker's Paradise in Cuba.

Moore cooked up a scheme to take these ailing people to Cuba, where they would benefit from the "advanced health care system" on the Caribbean Island.

And some of them were just screwed over.

Fatass Productions contacted Michael McCormack, a medic, and did an interview. They told him how they wanted to ship him to Cuba in order to shove it up Dubya's rear how he had to go to a communist country to get decent health care.

In March, McCormack found out that Moore had gone to Cuba without him. I guess McCormack wasn’t sick enough, or not sympathetic enough. Nothing like getting up the hopes of a sick hero and then ditching him without a word.

One does not have to be a right wing nutmong to recognize that Michael Moore is an extremist, alarmist, sensationalist, opportunistic douchebag.

Besides, he is ugly enough to choke a maggot.