Meet Michele Allen, the Madcow of Middletown

By JJ Duncan on
MOOOOOOOOOOO!Best. Mugshot. Ever.Meet Michele Allen, a 32-year-old woman who went on a rampage in a cow costume. No word yet on the motive for her bizarre crimes, but I think she was just tired of local teenagers tipping her over late at night.Allen was arrested after chasing down children, peeing on a neighbor's porch and holding up traffic. Police say she swore at her arresting officers and smelled of alcohol.More from Cincinnati.comMore Stupid CriminalsRead Full Story