Miscellaneous Nonsense

I have been having a bad week to say the least. Traffic wardens, the weather of the gloriously dismal United Kingdom, and money (and therein the lack of). Unhappy face Who knows why it has been such a bad week, I blame all the Pagan people who “celebrated the solstice” at Stonehenge. I’m not convinced. They weren’t celebrating the longest day of the year, they were casting some sort of Pagan sorcery upon the unsuspecting and already miserable inhabitants of England, especially me *cries...Read Full Story

“I’m having one and I want you to go ahead and have one too” - With these words of wisdom, David Cameron gave streets nationwide his blessing, and encouraged street parties to be held in celebration of the Royal Wedding, and we wee students in Southampton took this to heart. 29/04/2011 – The date of the most epic street party to be held in Southampton, to date. This is one of the more civilized street parties that were taking part in Southampton. Outside the Guild Hall, screens were...Read Full Story

“It was a massive Pterodactyl!” “It flew right at me!” “Little bastard!” “Fucking nature, has no sense of who needs to go where in the food chain, it flew at my head!” This is how Boyfriend has reacted to the life threatening situation he has just been faced with. Armed with what can only be described as a makeshift flame thrower, he has spent the last 10 minutes scouring my room in search of what he described as “a massive flying that that went for my head.” You may think that I...Read Full Story

Definition: The complete and utter inability to stop the English language pouring forth out of a facial orifice, annoying and complicating the lives of others around you, regardless for their own ear-drums or self-preservation. This is my definition of it anyway. I have decide this should be an official type definition based on my own experience at work. For those who have never heard me moan, there is a lady at work who has an extremely bad case of Word Vomit, she cannot stop. It destroys...Read Full Story

Mornings are omni-present, like old people and pigeons. They will always be there to ruin the weekend, regardless of who you are, and how you sleep. Unfortunately, there are 2 separate groups of people, and they cope with mornings in their own definitive ways. Group 1) Jump out of bed and immediately begin to form a mental list of how they can be optimistic and active for the next few hours, smiling at the world as they throw open their curtains and welcome the new day into their lives...Read Full Story