Miss Universe Riyo Mori

Riyo Mori (Born December 24, 1986) is a Japanese dance instructor. In May 2007, Mori was crowned Miss Universe, thanks in part to her high marks in the swimsuit competition. She was the second Japanese woman ever to win the Miss Universe... [more]

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Guantanamo Bay field trip for Miss Universe 2008

Written by capozla on

From: screamingweasel.wordpress.com

Wait, wait, ….. waaaaaiiiiitt!!! We pushed “Publish” way to quick on the last article when we thought the Woodland Hills kiddies highly deserved the latest “Clueless Award”. We were WAY wrong. We popped over to BBC News and discovered that Miss Universe 2008 had taken the cake by declaring that Guantanomo Bay was “sooooo beautiful!”. She said she “loved meeting the Military Dogs”, and “the Detainees camp was very interesting” according to quotes in the BBC article.

Ummm ….. obviously she was shorted on the complete Guantanamo Bay experience. If I was her, I’d ask my travel agent for a big refund.

If you want to read about true cluelessness at work, Click Here for the article as featured in BBC News.

We feel that Dayana’s extra effort deserves us giving her two “Clueless Awards” at one time … don’t you agree?

-SWB

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PS - “Damage control, damage control, damage control!!”, you could hear the Miss Universe Pageant reps scream, “The dippy one did an oopsie big time!”

BTW - I’m thinkin’ there might also be potential here for a Darwin Award if Miss Dayana meets up with any of the Guantanamo detainees when and if they are set free.

Posted in babble, clueless and confused, FYI, humor, opinion, rants Tagged: bbc news, Dayana Mendoza, Guantanamo Bay, humor, Miss Universe 2008, Miss Universe blog, miss universe organization, stupidity