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They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. But I tried to make it at home; there's more to it than that. "Want some more homemade Sprite?" "Not 'til you figure out what the fuck else is in it!

My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them.

I didn't sleep for ten days, because that would be too long.

I wanted to get a parrot, but I got a taperecorder instead.  They serve the same basic purpose, but you'll never hear of a taperecorder escaping in the name of freedom.

A friend said he wanted to show me a picture of when he was younger.  Every picture is of you when you were younger.  "Here's a picture of me when I'm older."  "Son of a bitch.  Let me see that camera."

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Comedian Mitch Hedberg's first posthumous release is a reminder of how brilliant a comedian he really was. Recorded about two months prior to his death in March of 2005, Do You Believe In Gosh? is comedian Mitch Hedberg’s first posthumous release. Only 37 years old at the time of his death in a...  
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August 26, 2008 AT 03:59PM Last month we told you about Mitch Across America , a multi-venue comedy tribute to Mitch Hedberg that will be happening September 9, the same day his new album Do You Believe in ...  
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On the posthumous album "Do You Believe in Gosh?" Mitch Hedberg pleads: "Hold on, listen to some more." Perhaps another name for the album could have been "Trust Me, It's Funny," a line he repeats to his ...  
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August 18, 2008 AT 06:10PM Jeffrey Ross talks about his upcoming Comedy Central special, No Offense: Live From New Jersey .  
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"Do You Believe in Gosh?" is the long-awaited third album from the comedy icon, Mitch Hedberg, set for release on Comedy Central Records on Tuesday, September 9. Recor ...read more Starts: 2008-08-14 Ends: 2008-09-14 ENTER TO WIN  
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NEW YORK, July 14 /PRNewswire/ -- "Do You Believe in Gosh" is the long-awaited third album from the comedy icon, Mitch Hedberg, set for release on COMEDY CENTRAL Records on Tuesday, September 9. Recorded two ...  
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The late Mitch Hedberg is this week's Laugh of the Week.Scroll down to watch video.Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery.Remembered for his distinctive delivery, Hedberg's comedy...  
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A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. Canadians are still funny . ( Via ) A 10-year old explains “Nuking the Fridge.” How do you spell “ morbid ?” ( Via ) Can you hear me now? No? Good ! ( Via ) Mitch Hedberg is the Tu-Pac of comedians...  
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