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They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. But I tried to make it at home; there's more to it than that. "Want some more homemade Sprite?" "Not 'til you figure out what the fuck else is in it!

My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them.

I didn't sleep for ten days, because that would be too long.

I wanted to get a parrot, but I got a taperecorder instead.  They serve the same basic purpose, but you'll never hear of a taperecorder escaping in the name of freedom.

A friend said he wanted to show me a picture of when he was younger.  Every picture is of you when you were younger.  "Here's a picture of me when I'm older."  "Son of a bitch.  Let me see that camera."

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Latest News Updated, Mitch Hedberg Death: Comedian Mitch Hedberg’s death in March was the result of an accidental drug overdose, according to the New Jersey medical examiner’s office. The official cause of death was determined to be “multiple drug toxicity.” Traces of cocaine and heroin were detected in his system, according to the medical examiner’s report filed in May.  
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I am a big fan of stand up comedy. My favorites are Kathy Griffin, Mitch Fatel, Paula Poundstone, Mitch Hedberg (RIP), Greg Fitzsimmons, Lisa Lampanelli, Bill Engvall, Jimmy Carr, Doug Benson, Nick Griffin, Julie Gold. There are more, but for the l...  
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Drafthouse Ed Note: We're pleased to introduce guest contributor Robin Sinhababu, a North Carolina native and current East Austinite. Each week, Robin will be interviewing folks who, as he puts it, "create Austin's food, music, events, and sense of overwhelming and unavoidable fun." Today's inaugural post is a double-feature. Let us know what you think in the comments. -- AYC First, Second Sunday Sock Hop DJ Westen Borghesi, who will spin...  
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