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They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. But I tried to make
it at home; there's more to it than that. "Want some more homemade
Sprite?" "Not 'til you figure out what the fuck else is in it!
My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them.
I didn't sleep for ten days, because that would be too long.
I wanted to get a parrot, but I got a taperecorder instead. They serve the same basic purpose, but you'll never hear of a taperecorder escaping in the name of freedom.
A friend said he wanted to show me a picture of when he was younger. Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "Son of a bitch. Let me see that camera."
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My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them.
I didn't sleep for ten days, because that would be too long.
I wanted to get a parrot, but I got a taperecorder instead. They serve the same basic purpose, but you'll never hear of a taperecorder escaping in the name of freedom.
A friend said he wanted to show me a picture of when he was younger. Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "Son of a bitch. Let me see that camera."
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Trying to find a video of Mitch Hedberg on Letterman.The first time I saw Mitch Hedberg do stand-up was on Letterman. At some point during his routine, he reached into his pocket to pull out a scrap of paper with a joke on it and said something like, "This is unprecedented." I'm pretty sure "unprecedented" was the word. I would love to see this video again but have had no luck finding it on youtube or attempting to Google it. I'm not sure...
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Overview
Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery. Hedberg's comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes, and observational comedy, mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Hedberg's comedy and on-stage persona...more
Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery. Hedberg's comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes, and observational comedy, mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Hedberg's comedy and on-stage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.
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