Mitt Romney Jokes


Republican presidential candidate and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney is currently the front-runner in the Republican promaries. Tomorrow Romney faces his biggest test yet, Super Tuesday. (Getty Images)more pics » Mitt Romney jokes make us laugh.  Here, Romney smiles for the cameras in advance of Super Tuesday. (Getty Images) Politicians have to have a thick skin - especially Mitt Romney who hopes to secure his 'top dog' status among the Republican candidates for President.  Political pundits are busy predicting outcomes of primary elections, but comedians are having much more fun (at Mitt Romney's expense). 

Mitt Romney has made a few 'gaffes' on the campaign trail, and is also poked fun at for his wealth, 'slick' looks, and political positions.  Check out a few of our favorite Mitt Romney jokes and jabs below. 

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Mitt Romney Jokes:

Jay Leno's Mitt Romney Joke:
Mitt Romney says President Obama's promises are like Kim Kardashian's wedding vows. President Obama shot back. He said Romney's positions last about half as long as a Kim Kardashian wedding. Conan O'Brien's Mitt Romney Joke:
Many voters feel that Mitt Romney is out of touch with real Americans after he tried to make a bet with Rick Perry for $10,000. When asked to comment, Mitt said, 'I'm sorry, but that's all I had in my pocket at the time. Jon Stewart's Mitt Romney Joke:
No! Not Captain Buzzkill! Not the guy who looks like everyone who ever fired your dad! He's gonna suck all the fun right out of this crazy thing. Just look at the online video announcing his run. It looks like it could double as an ad for erectile dysfunction pills. 'Mitt Romney: for when the moment's right.David Letterman's Mitt Romney Joke:
I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the restaurant that comes to your table to make sure everything's all right. Jimmy Kimmel's Mitt Romney Joke:
Mitt Romney was on the 'Today Show' and admitted he likes to read the 'Twilight' books and watch 'American Idol.' If elected, he would be the 1st Mormon and the 1st 13-year-old girl to be President.




More Mitt Romney Pictures:


Republican presidential candidate and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney (L) laughs as his wife Ann Romney speaks during a campaign rally at Cleveland State University's Cole Center on March 2, 2012 in Cleveland, Ohio. After winning the Michigan and Arizona primaries, Mitt Romney is campaigning in Washington and Ohio ahead of the Super Tuesday primaries March 6.
Republican presidential candidate and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney speaks during a campaign rally at Cleveland State University's Cole Center on March 2, 2012 in Cleveland, Ohio. After winning the Michigan and Arizona primaries, Mitt Romney is campaigning in Washington and Ohio ahead of the Super Tuesday primaries March 6.
Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney greets supporters during a campaign rally at Skyline High School on March 1, 2012 in Idaho Falls, Idaho. After winning the Michigan and Arizona primaries, Mitt Romney is campaigning in North Dakota, Idaho and Washington ahead of Super Tuesday.
Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney greets supporters during a campaign rally at Skyline High School on March 1, 2012 in Idaho Falls, Idaho. After winning the Michigan and Arizona primaries, Mitt Romney is campaigning in North Dakota, Idaho and Washington ahead of Super Tuesday.
Republican presidential candidate and former Massachussetts Gov. Mitt Romney (R) and his wife Ann wave to supporters at a primary night gathering at the Suburban Collections Showplace on February 28, 2012 in Novi, Michigan. Romney celebrated primary victories in Arizona and Michigan.
Republican Presidential Candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney speaks to supporters at a primary night gathering at the Suburban Collections Showplace on February 28, 2012 in Novi, Michigan. Romney celebrated primary victories in Arizona and Michigan.
Republican Presidential Candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney speaks to supporters at a primary night gathering at the Suburban Collections Showplace on February 28, 2012 in Novi, Michigan. Romney celebrated primary victories in Arizona and Michigan.
Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney speaks to members of the Detroit Economic Club during a luncheon at Ford Field on February 24, 2012 in Detroit, Michigan. Michigan and Arizona residents will go to the polls on February 28 to vote for their choice for the Republican presidential nominee.
Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney addresses the Americans for Prosperity Presidential Forum on February 25, 2012 in Troy, Michigan. Michigan residents will go to the polls on February 28 to vote their choice for the Republican presidential nominee.
Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney (L) poses with professional wrestler John Cena during the driver's meeting prior to the start of the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Daytona 500 at Daytona International Speedway on February 26, 2012 in Daytona Beach, Florida.
Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney addresses the Americans for Prosperity Presidential Forum on February 25, 2012 in Troy, Michigan. Michigan residents will go to the polls on February 28 to vote their choice for the Republican presidential nominee.
Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney speaks at a rally at the Kettering University Recreation Center February 25, 2012 in Flint, Michigan. The Michigan and Arizona primaries are being held February 28.

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