Napoleon Dynamite, Kip, Obama, and Radical Islam

Mike Church has just made a brilliant comparison between radical Islamic terrorist during the Obama administration and Napoleon Dynamite. I know, it’s probably the last movie you would associate radical Islamic terrorist to. That’s what makes it brilliant.

You remember Napoleon’s older brother Kip, right? He was the awkward nerdy older weakling brother who marries Lafawnduh, a black woman far manlier than Kip. Church says the United States has become Kip. No it has nothing to do with Lafawnduh. Although, Obama isn’t very manly in my opinion. He seems more like wuss metrosexual in my opinion with his chest all shaved.

There is a scene in Napoleon Dynamite where a steroid raged voice comes across the television inviting the audience for a free session of Rex Kwon Do. After the commercial is over, Kip asks Napoleon for a ride to town. Napoleon the pedals his bike into town with Kip on rollerblades towed by a rope.

Enter Rex of Rex Kwon Do: Rex asks for volunteers to demonstrate his proven method of self defense. Kip cowardly raises his hand. Despite the American flag, well let’s use the American flag since Nidal Malik Hassan wore a United State’s military uniform, we don’t have to forget it with this one. Rex represents radical Islamic terrorism--"break the wrist and walk away." Under Obama, American has become Kip, failing to address the facts and no desire to stand up with the people who want to break the wrist and walk away.

Obama delivers a little kick here and there, but it hasn’t hurt in the nearly 11 months he has been in office. The pathetic kick with no leadership, direction, and force has seen more Americans fall in Afghanistan. “You’ll block it every time.”

In a wussy voice, Kip says, “ouch!” That’s who the radical Islamic terrorists see us under the leadership of Obama. We say ouch, but we don’t have the strength or the drive to ensure it doesn’t happen again. That’s why twice this year members of Islam have successfully attacked a military installation—once in Little Rock and now at Foot Hood.

Let me ask America. Do you like being Kip? We have gone from being Rex Kwon Do who could block it every time after 9/11 to being Kip yelling ouch and doing little about it except ask no one jumps to conclusions because we don’t want a backlash against Muslims.