Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

“I caught you a delicious bass.” —Napoleon Dynamite Early in the cult phenomenon Napoleon Dynamite, a phone conversation takes place between the eponymous hero, a mouth-breathing high-schooler played by Jon Heder, and his mustachioed 33-year-old brother Kip, played by Aaron Ruell. Napoleon has just gotten beaten up by some bullies, who were decidedly unmoved by his tall tale of wolverine hunting in Alaska, and he wants to be taken home. On the...