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NFL All-Food Team

With the appearance of about 300 Jerod Mayo jokes lately, some funny, some not, we've decided to make the best team possible using just players whose name contain a food word. We were tempted to use old-time players like OJ Simpson, but we limited it to current players only. Please let us know how we can improve the team by dropping us an email or leaving a comment.
Your starting offense:
QB - Cleo Lemon (Jaguars) - Roethlisberger was close...
RB - Ray Rice (Ravens)
TE - Chad Mustard (Broncos)
TE - Alge Crumpler (Titans) - Algae is very nutritional
WR - Sidney Rice (Vikings)
WR - Ronald Curry (Raiders) - Spicy
OL - Sam Baker (Falcons)
OL - Todd Weiner (Falcons)
OL - Brian Waters (Chiefs)
OL - Ryan Cook (Vikings)
OL - Dustin Frye (Seahawks)
And on defense:
DE - Julius Peppers (Panthers) - Peppers hot. His game? Not.
DE - Calais Campbell (Cardinals) - Mmm. Chunky
DT - Sam Adams (Broncos)
DT - Vince Wilfork (Patriots) - And he will eat you
LB - Tedy Brusch (Patriots) - Hey, have a Sam Adams
LB - Jerod Mayo (Patriots)
LB - Anthony Waters (Chargers)
CB - Robert Bean (Jaguars)
CB - Terrence Wheatley (Patriots) - Stretching...
FS - Gerome Sapp (Ravens - Maple syrup good
SS - Roy Williams (Cowboys) - No reason, he just eats a lot of food
K - Matt Stover
P - Jason Baker
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