Anatomy of a Crappy Fight Flick

There are so many bad movies that come out, forcefully fed to us - raping our imaginations, if you will - that it becomes an important life skill to take crap and create our own entertainment, while blocking these demons from taking hold of our better selves. This, of course, is just a long-winded way to say that it's a good idea to make fun of stupid shit you see on the TV. The other day I saw a commercial for Never Back Down. After a few seconds, I realized that there was nothing good going on here, and that in the beginning scenes they were using a good actor, Djimon Hounsou, to mask the absolute crap that was to come.

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