Farnsworthless throws a no hitter, Yankees win 8-2

Yankees win

In Kyle Farnsworthless’s past 9 innings, he has not giving up a hit so I’m going to have to give him a new name. Maybe Kyle FarnsworthIT. He has truly turned it around but I still don’t trust him in the post season and the way the Yankees are playing, it looks like a playoff berth is on hand peee pull. I can’t believe how well the Yankees are hitting since the All Star Break and I have no answer for it even though I usually have all the answers. The Dazzler Darrell Rasner got the win and the Yankees won 8-2.

The Player of the Game: Bobby, BYE BYE Abreu. A home run, 3 rbi’s, 2 runs scored, 2 hits. Looks like a type of player of the game to me.

The Disgraceful Player of the Game was Melky Cabrera. Here we are, enjoying the Yankee game, watching the Yankees score runs at will, dominating the Twins pitching staff and what do you do? You go 0 for 4 and contribute nothing. How DARE you Melky Cabrera. How DARE you show up for this game and give the Yankees nothing, sir. The way you played tonight was a total disgrace. Not only was it a disgrace but a nightmare.

• Box Score - Yankees Official
• Odd-ly enough - Mark Feinsand - Blogging the Bombers
• Yanks extend home win streak to nine - Bryan Hoch - Yankees Official
• Abreu’s long homer(YankeeVideo) - Yankees Official
• Abreu’s RBI double(Yankee Video) - Yankees Official
• Girardi to split up catching duties - Willie Bans - Yankees Official
• N.Y. Yankees rally past Twins, extend home win streak to nine games - Ed Price/The Star-Ledger