Tasty Earwax!

I was in university in oklahoma and there were not a lot of guys to date within my faith. the closest large city was dallas tx, about three and a half hours away. So in order to meet people from down there we would occassionaly go to church activities over a weekend but also resort to the internet. Sometimes the internet worked, others it didnt. This is a story of just how badly it does not work sometimes.
So I had met this guy online- lets call him fred. Fred had just moved to TX from Ut and was havng problems meeting decent girls down there. We forged our friendship on the fact that we both could find no decent partner to date. Well, we talked for about a month or so and he kept insisting we meet. I was a poor college girl living by myself in a tiny 500 sq. ft apartment with a bike and feet as my only mode of transportation. After about a month and a half Fred decided that he would make the trip up. I was excited at the prospect of meeting some one normal and waited all day- called him a couple times and then got worried that maybe something was wrong. Finally that night he called and said he wasnt going to make it. After that I backed off a bit because it was odd to me it would take him till 9:30 at night to call me and tell me he was not coming. A couple days went by without talking and all the sudden he calls while I am at work. I answer and he says, "Hey doll, I'm here and I'm lost so where do you live again?"
Wait, Wait, Wait, WHAT? I have class this afternoon, I am at work currently; I was not expecting you to show up now, I thought to myself. So being stupid, I told my boss I was taking the rest of the day off and I ditched class. So, not really knowing what was going on I invited him into my house and we had some casual conversation- I was a little stunned because he was about 80 pounds heavier then the picture he sent me and had really bad acne. He wasnt fat or anything, just NOT the size I expected and not the clear face shown in the picture. So, we talked for a while and he asked to see my apartment- all 500 sq. ft of it. I showed him around and we ended up sitting on my bed. All the sudden he pulls me back into him and starts kissing me- AAAAWWWKWARD!!!!!!! So I kinda just sit there trying to think how to be nice and how to explain to him this is not what I imagined our first meeting to be like. I pull away and he pulls me back, licking my ear till its practically DRIPPING and breathing so hard into it I was ready to throw up from the mixture of moist breath and wet saliva, coating my eardrum. Once again, I pull away and try to talk to the boy. Maybe he's just horny- maybe he hasnt had any in a long time, well, scratch that- EVER. So I pull away AGAIN. This time he gets offended and says something like, "I'm trying to get you in the mood" At this point I'm thinking WTF buddy- you show up here unannounced after I'd already waited for you and in a sense been stood up earlier this week by you, I am still nice enough to let you in and meet me and then you suck the wax out of my ear and want to get me in the mood? whoa whoa whoa.... you are a lunatic, if there was ever a way to get a girl in the mood- THAT is not the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So- after his "get you in the mood" comment, I explained I had other obligations to attend to and it was time for him to leave. I spoke to him once after that and he was confused as to why our first meeting and my first impression of him was so bad. Enough said ya IDIOT!

There you go!
Sarah