Massacre!

Another tragedy in the Midwest as a crazed gunman, seeking fame and publicity, guns down innocent people in a shopping mall in Omaha, Nebraska. Well, they aren't entirely innocent. If they had been they obviously would never have been condemned to the hell that is Omaha. Have you ever been there? It's like a never-ending Cracker Barrel.

Well obviously this massacre would never have happened if everyone in the mall had guns. They could have turned their guns on the shooter, preventing many from dying. Once again the answer is not more gun control but less. Make America safer this Christmas and give your child a gun!