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And why does she have brown nipples (Oh I don't know...how should I know? My nipples are practically non-existent)? *** Boys, girls and lesbos galore, you bitches better put a cork on that shit, cause Supermodel Shanna Click's tits will make you jizz an amazon river. NSFW pics after the jump!   HOTNESS GALORE!!!! I LOVET! Read Full Story

Today’s dumbass award goes to Richard and Mayumi Heene, whose balloon boy story turned out to be a hoax. They did the stunt in hopes of landing a reality TV show….and it involved reporting that their 6-year-old son Falcon had floated away in a giant helium weather balloon…..when he was really safe and sound at home. The couple now face conspiracy charges, contributing to the delinquincy of a minor, making a false report to authorities and attempting to influence a public servant. Meanwhile, child protective services have been contacted to investigate teh well-being of the Heenes’ three sons. Some people will do ANYTHING for ... Read Full Story

A 23-year-old man in Little Rock, Arkansas, lost his wallet during an attempted robbery. This guy robbed a man at gunpoint at his home, then ran off and dropped his wallet in the process. That’s bad enough, but you won’t believe what happened next: the thieving dumbass called the victim and asked him to return his wallet by bringing it to a gas station. The police happened to be at the victim’s house when the dumbass called, so they went to the gas station and found the guy waiting outside for his wallet to be returned. He’s now in jail. — Taken from KCMQ.com ... Read Full Story

Today’s Daily Dumbass’s horrible antics earns her both the Daily Dumbass title and a Darwin Award. This Daily Dumbass comes to us from Birmingham Alabama. Freep.com reported, “Dena Ellington, 45, of Birmingham stopped her Land Rover in the parking lot of Taft Education Center at 8:40 a.m. Tuesday to ask for directions to Coolidge Intermediate School, according to Ferndale Police” ( Police: Mom drove drunk to son’s school , 2009). It is not unusual to ask police for directions, unless you are drunk. When this dumb criminal asked for directions, the police officer smelled alcohol on her breath. The police officer gave our dumb ... Read Full Story

Thieves are lowlifes anyway, but today’s dumbass took it to a new low. A woman in New Brighton, Pennsylvania put a forged $50 check in a church offering plate and then stole a woman’s wallet from the pew she was sitting in. The dumbass then took the stolen wallet and used a credit card to buy about $200 worth of merchandise from a convenience store. Apparently the woman makes a habit of stealing from people at churches – she tried to use a credit card stolen from another chuch to get a $16,000 cash advance from a bank. Pennsylvania police are still looking for ... Read Full Story