Since I live in Missouri, this World’s Dumbest Criminal story caught my eye. It comes from Joplin, Missouri. One of the World’s Dumbest Criminals decided to steal a 2 carat diamond ring. It is not surprising that a criminal would steal a 2 carat diamond ring, especially one worth about $20,000. However, what this member of World’s Dumbest Criminals did with the ring is hilarious.
After stealing the ring, the criminal did not take it to a fence. He took a picture of the ring and sent it to...Read Full Story
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Today’s Daily Dumbass’s horrible antics earns her both the Daily Dumbass title and a Darwin Award. This Daily Dumbass comes to us from Birmingham Alabama. Freep.com reported, “Dena Ellington, 45, of Birmingham stopped her Land Rover in the parking lot of Taft Education Center at 8:40 a.m. Tuesday to ask for directions to Coolidge Intermediate School, according to Ferndale Police” ( Police: Mom drove drunk to son’s school , 2009).
It is not unusual to ask police for directions, unless you...Read Full Story
Today’s Daily Dumbass’s horrible antics earns her both the Daily Dumbass title and a Darwin Award. This Daily Dumbass comes to us from Birmingham Alabama. Freep.com reported, “Dena Ellington, 45, of Birmingham stopped her Land Rover in the parking lot of Taft Education Center at 8:40 a.m. Tuesday to ask for directions to Coolidge Intermediate School, according to Ferndale Police” ( Police: Mom drove drunk to son’s school , 2009).
It is not unusual to ask police for directions, unless you...Read Full Story
Today’s Daily Dumbass is a Dumb Criminal that decided to rob a bank. Robbing banks is not that unusual. After all, somewhere in the US a robber tries it almost everyday. This dumb criminal will become known not for robbing a bank but for what he left behind.
In Bethlehem Pennsylvania, a 51 year old Lloyd Barclay decided to rob a local bank. Lloyd walked up to the counter and gave the teller a note. The note informed the teller that he was robbing the bank. The note requested the teller to...Read Full Story
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Check out the newly released red band trailer (above) for Wanderlust, starring Paul Rudd, Jennifer Aniston, and her beau Justin Theroux!
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One of the songs we had played at our wedding was The Magnetic Fields' magnificent The Book Of Love, which appealed to our juvenile sense of humour, Kaye's love of all things literary, and a general desire to prick the pomposity of the marriage ceremony:
The book of love is long and boring
No-one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures
And instructions for dancing
But I love it when you read to me
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