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Report: Most College Males Admit to Regularly Getting Stoked
Panelists discuss whether there is an epidemic among young people today who get stoked over...
Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.
11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his...
Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with...
Ford Unveils New Car for Cash-Strapped Buyers: the 1993 Taurus
Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no...
Victim in Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience...
Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End to Clippers Game
People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and...
How to Find a Masculine Halloween Costume for Your Effeminate Son
Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween...
Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again by Sneezing During Meeting
In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy...
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