Oompa-Loompas

Rex, Maddie, London, and I are off to see the Hexagon Players' local performance of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory at Delbarton in Mendham Township this afternoon, and wanted all of you to share in the fun: Sing along with Roxy now: Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are wise you'll listen to me What do you get when you guzzle down sweets Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at, getting terribly fat What do you think will come of that I don't like the look of it ... Read Full Story

Actually, I’ve got six (6) golden tickets… to the Hexagon Players’ Sunday, November 15th matinee performance of Willy Wonka at Delbarton Preparatory School in Mendham, New Jersey. Back in June, I told you all about London’s audition for a part in the Hexagon Players Fall production of Roald Dahl’s Willy Wonka . After waiting among hundreds of wannabe Oompa Loompas until way past her bedtime, London bravely belted out “The Climb” and danced the Oompa Loompa dance while Maddie and I cheered her on. I like to think our scheduling conflicts rather than London’s singing and dancing talents were the reason she didn’t get ... Read Full Story

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So this is Julia (left), Linfield College’s resident fake tanner/umpa lumpa. She is the biggest c*ck tease, but really, she’s just not nice to many people. She believes she is the best thing to ever troll the earth. I saw her at the dining hall the other day, and I almost gagged at how orange she was. It’s just gross. Read Full Story

[ Fashion designer Valentino drags a glamorous older lady to the DVD Launch party for the documentary Valentino: The Last Emperor at The Standard in New York last night. Image via Getty ] Read Full Story

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