Osama bin Laden
A community portal about Osama bin Laden with blogs, videos, and photos. According to Wikipedia.org: Osama bin Muhammad bin'Awad bin Laden, most often mentioned as Osama bin Laden or Usuma bin Laden, is a Saudi Arabian militant Islamist... [more]
A community portal about Osama bin Laden with blogs, videos, and photos. According to Wikipedia.org: Osama bin Muhammad bin'Awad bin Laden, most often mentioned as Osama bin Laden or Usuma bin Laden, is a Saudi Arabian militant Islamist and is widely believed to be one of the founders of the organization called al-Qaeda. In conjunction with several other Islamic militants, bin Laden issued a fatwa, that Muslims should kill civilians and military personnel from the United States and allied countries until they withdraw support for Israel and military forces from Islamic countries. .
Time to Make a Deal with Osama bin Laden!
(Satire)
Owing to the fact that far too much Muslim blood is being shed in the war on terror, I say it is time to make a deal with Osama bin Laden. Let's work with all due diligence to end the hostilities and bring our troops home.
Here is my bid to the brutal rag head: America will give bin Laden the clinton Memorial Library, including the «What Is Is?» reference section, 38 million illegal aliens currently squatting in America, and all «Blue» states except California.
Actually, once illegal aliens are shipped to OBL's care in Afghanistan, California will automatically revert to being a «Red» state where English will again be understood in restaurants, car washes, the Department of Motor Vehicles, liquor stores, and hospital emergency rooms.
Best of all, there will no longer be a $10 billion budget deficit to haunt California taxpayers!
In exchange, Osama agrees to switch his voter registration from democrat to independent, and further agrees not to kidnap Howard Dean or vote for Hillary clinton in 2008. We conservatives need Howard Dean around in order for the gop to win in November!
If Osama balks at this offer, America can agree to throw in the federal department of education, the aclu, and nancy pelosi's personal, full-time botox surgeon to close the deal.
If worse comes to worse, we can sweeten the pot even further by offering to ship America's most famous Muslim brother, the charismatic and «clean and articulate» Barack Hussein Obama, to a cave in pakistan. COD, of course.
As a famous Islamic intellectual once observed, «With infidels, you can negotiate anything!»
©John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California
johnlillpop@yahoo.com
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