Osama bin Laden

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We Know What Meds Osama Bin Laden Is Taking But Have No Clue Where He Is

Written by tragone on

From: www.nickragone.com

This stuff it too good to make up.

According to Time Magazine, Osama bin Laden is close to death. The cause: imminent kidney failure.

And how do they know this? They're basing it on a leaked CIA report, in which one agency official is quoted as saying "based on his current pharmaceutical intake, [we] would expect that he has no more than six to 18 months to live and impending kidney failure."

So let me get this straight ... We have no idea where he's located, what he's up to, or how to capture him, but we do know what meds he's taking? Huh? Do we also know if he saw the movie WALL*E yet? Does he know that the Mets are still below .500 this late in the season, and that A-rod and Madge are (allegedly) getting it on?

Maybe he has a prescription on file at the Tora Bora Wallgreens, and that's how they found out. I remember when the CIA used to topple foreign regimes and move dictators around like chess pieces. Now they're rumaging through CVS dumpsters.

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