Pamela Anderson Secretly Dating Michael Jackson

If a rumor about Pamela Anderson dating Michael Jackson circulated the media 10 years ago, I might be shocked, but, right now, this rumor makes too much sense.

After all, Anderson is not the smokin' hot Baywatch babe she once was, and Jackson, well, he pretty much looks the same as always, which is scary. If the two actually were a couple, their relationship would probably be more like a plastic surgery gone wrong support group than anything else.

The U.K.'s the Mirror reports that the pair has gone on at least two secret dates in Malibu, Calif. Apparently, Anderson is a huge Jackson fan, and the two had "their people" arrange the meetings in total secrecy.

The first took place at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach. According to an unknown source, the two arrived seperately and had a few drinks in a quiet corner of the bar. The source says they seemed to be having a good time, and Jacko even gathered the courage to ask for a second date.

For their second date, the source says they went for coffee at a Country Mart in Malibu. No word on if a third date has been planned. But, we have to imagine it will take place at Disneyland or the Zoo, and the couple will carry around their own chimpanzees, hold balloons and eat cotton candy.

OK, maybe not, but there's just something about Michael Jackson that screams chimpanzees and amusement parks.

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