Michael Jackson & Pam Anderson Dating?

Of all the random rumors I've heard lately, this has to be the best. Pam Anderson has supposedly been dating Michael Jackson on the sly. I guess they did happen to both be at Christian Audigier's 50th birthday bash.

If this is true, I can only imagine that he's using her to get to those little boys of hers. Either that, or comparing plastic surgery notes and their shared love of blankets.

According to a mysterious source, "They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar." Their meetings have been conducted with the utmost of secrecy. And, I imagine a lot of giggling and Jesus juice.

Hmm, maybe Pam likes men in uniform like a certain laptop-tossing friend of hers. Those epaulets that Michael has been sporting for decades are quite fetching. I would love to see his confusion at what he's supposed to do with those enormous breasts of hers.

Check out all the photos of Pamela Anderson in the gallery.

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