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El DeBarge On October 26th, it seems that singer and Mo’Kelly Report favorite El DeBarge was released from prison, one year ahead of schedule. Although Mo’Kelly has been inundated with emails as to whether Mo’Kelly will interview El, that purely is beyond Mo’Kelly’s control. If El would like to come to the table and bury the hatchet and discuss his future music projects, Mo’Kelly would be more than happy to do so. It’s an open invitation. Don’t hold your breath folks, it’s highly unlikely that DeBarge’s handlers would allow him anywhere near the media in the immediate future. And even if they did, The ... Read Full Story

Get your own Flash MP3 Player On January 23 rd of this year, Mo’Kelly received an email from one of his most “famous” fans. Granted, the email was probably conceived, crafted and sent in the midst of a drug-induced stupor…but nonetheless it made its way to Mo’Kelly’s inbox. Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:19:17 -0600 (CST) From: debargeepatrick@gmail.com To: mokellyreport@sbcglobal.net Subject: About Your Post: Eldra DeBarge Arrested: Oooh and I Like It! Dont get it twisted nigga !!! you would get your ass whooped by yours truly... I have come a long ass way from what you saw back in the day. You lil ... Read Full Story

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Happy Birthday Eldra DeBarge. Sometime ago you emailed Mo’Kelly to remind him that you would be “turning 47 in Jume” and at first Mo’Kelly was a bit confused. El DeBarge's "birthday reminder" here. Mo’Kelly looked at the calendar, through all twelve months…didn’t come across the month of “Jume.” For a moment Mo’Kelly postulated to himself that “Jume” is on the same calendar that has the “12 th of Never.” But then it hit him…El meant “June.” Crack inhibits typing/spelling skills. Reportedly since El’s most recent release from prison he’s been hard at work on a new CD, which makes sense because El has 11 ... Read Full Story

UPDATE 12:00pm - It seems that "possibly" El was arrested not once, but TWICE this month. Once for two outstanding warrants and then most recently for possession of a controlled substance, likely crack. ________________________ Reports have been trickling in and readers are buzzing with rumors of ANOTHER arrest of El DeBarge. According to mediatakeout.com and Mo'Kelly's email inbox there's the distinct possibility that El is either back on the pipe, in violation of probation/parole or all of the above. Look, Mo'Kelly is full aware what this means if he in fact was arrested again. You KNOW Mo'Kelly knows. You KNOW what that means in ... Read Full Story