Piper Palin

Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR Sarah Palin shook things up at last night's Republican National Convention, demanding cheers from Conservatives and refueling arguments from Liberals. Here at PopSense we have more important issues to deal with. We don't vote along party lines, we don't fall for all the rhetoric or the partisan politics from either side, no no, we are far above things like policies and discussions of war, economy, and experience. For us, it's all about a little something we like to call the 'cute factor.' We had high hopes 8 years ago when the tricky talkin' Texan known as "W" stepped into the big ... Read Full Story

Report by Ed Steele, MN Chapter The Republican ticket, it seems, is the result of a promise made by a drunken, horny Senator John McCain. An unidentified source close to the Arizona Senator told the AoE that three months ago, in a moment of alcohol-induced weakness, the Senator offered Alaska Governor Sarah Palin a place on the Republican ticket if she consented to an extramarital tryst. Apparently driven by political ambition and an insatiable lust for sex, Palin eagerly agreed to let the inebriated McCain descend into the depths of her inner-being. Although McCain attempted to renege on the perverse compact, Palin would not ... Read Full Story

The American public is often stuck in a harsh cycle of media bias in which it becomes nearly impossible to decipher truth from opinion, especially when it comes to politics. At long last, PopSense has arrived to sort through all such bullshit and provide the definitive word on this election. Ever find yourself imagining McCain with a cold beer in hand and a small dog named Eddie at his side? Do you often catch yourself day dreaming about Sarah Palin in a maid outfit, serving you 24/7? Well now we know why!! Thanks to a tip off by part-time friend and full-time political analyst, ... Read Full Story

The Gulf of Mexico is such a turbulent cauldron these days—hurricanes bubbling up, and their steam being sucked into the Sonaran Desert, baked—–leading to violent electrical storms and torrential downpours. Late last night one of everyone’s suckiest things in life happened—power went out. So I was going to head off to a local watering hole, but a wash was streaming down the road from my little cabin in the desert, leaving me alone in the dark with cats and dog. Anyway, power came back on. Checked the news. And oh wow—could it be true? Matt Drudge is hinting that McCain has selected Alaska Governor ... Read Full Story

And now Piper Palin is pregnant. With a pack of pickled peppers. Kidding! She sure looks adorable spitting on a Downs baby, though. This list of "Hollywood's 5 Saddest Attempts At Feminism" is awesome, frightening. [ Cracked ] Britney is opening this year's VMAs. With her teefs. [ ET ] We guess David Duchovny's sex addiction included more than just a porn habit 0 evidently, he admitted to cheating on his wife. We wish Tea and David the best. Work it out, babies. [ Daily Mail ] A little-known struggling actress named Oprah Winfrey may soon guest star on "30 Rock." [ The Insider ... Read Full Story