Report by Ed Steele, MN Chapter The Republican ticket, it seems, is the result of a promise made by a drunken, horny Senator John McCain. An unidentified source close to the Arizona Senator told the AoE that three months ago, in a moment of alcohol-induced weakness, the Senator offered Alaska Governor Sarah Palin a place on the Republican ticket if she consented to an extramarital tryst. Apparently driven by political ambition and an insatiable lust for sex, Palin eagerly agreed to let the...
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