Piper Palin

Piper Palin

Piper Palin (b. 2002) is one of five children of Alaskan governor Sarah Palin.

McCain Regrets Drunken Promise

Report by Ed Steele, MN Chapter

The Republican ticket, it seems, is the result of a promise made by a drunken, horny Senator John McCain.  An unidentified source close to the Arizona Senator told the AoE  that three months ago, in a moment of alcohol-induced weakness, the Senator offered Alaska Governor Sarah Palin a place on the Republican ticket if she consented to an extramarital tryst.  Apparently driven by political ambition and an insatiable lust for sex, Palin eagerly agreed to let the inebriated McCain descend into the depths of her inner-being.


Although McCain attempted to renege on the perverse compact, Palin would not be dissuaded, and threatened to go public with the affair if she was not given the VP slot as promised.  Given Sarah Palin’s ties to Big Oil in Alaska, it seems that McCain has truly crawled in bed with Big Oil.  Many DC pundits are concerned that the one time “maverick” has been reduced to nothing more than a corporate boy toy.

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That's what you get. Don't ever think free love is free love. But this is reality so, why is he afraid? An affair would simply be status quo. I want to believe it, but I don't.
Did anyone check this women out before she was put on the ticket,good Good what a cluster f_____ ,I'm voting for Obama Mccain has crossed the line.
I love a good political scandal, but without credible sources or explosive proof, this story is just embarrassing. More investigation on Trig Palin, please.
This story is as slanderous as the one about Trig being the daughters son. Despicable, deliberate LIES!!!
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