ZSA ZSA RUSHED TO ER

Screen legend (B movie actress) Zsa Zsa Gabor has been rushed to the ER! The actress was rushed to the hospital by her husband "Prince" von Arnholt. If he sounds familiar he should. He almost adopted his former lover Anna Nicole Smith, and gained the title of prince when he was adopted by a former, titled lover. He was also found naked from the waist down and handcuffed to the steering wheel of his car after some sleazy pick up went wrong.

Now Arnholt claims that Zsa Zsa has lost the will to live after losing her money at the hands of Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff. Also most of her friends and family are dead. Arnholt says that this has been a great emotional burden for the aging actress. However life with her colourful gigolo husband couldn't have been a walk in the park either.