A joke by Gary at joke4aday.com:Three elderly women were discussing the problems of growing old. One said "Sometimes I find myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand and I can't remember if I am putting it away or making myself a sandwich." Another said," And I can trip on the stairs and not remember if I was walking up or down." "Oh, well, I don't have those sort of problems, touch wood", said the third, tapping her knuckles on the table, before adding,"That...Read Full Story
Jessica Simpson launches her new fragrance 'Fancy' at Macy's at the South Coast Plaza on December 13, 2008 in Costa Mesa, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Jessica Simpson (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images North America) Celebrities say the darndest things - which is all fun and games until the verbal slip-ups end up on PerezHilton, YouTube or elsewhere in the news. From President George W. Bush ("I have opinions of my own - strong...Read Full Story
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