How Rush Limbaugh Became Head of the Republican Party

An Exclusive Fly on the Wall Report


James Carville, Rahm Emanuel, and Roland Martin were couch surfing in Martin's apartment a few days ago.

"Gee, fellas," said Roland Martin, "I'm glad that you guys came. Can I get you a pizza roll?"

"They give me gas." said Carville.

"Shut your sassy mouth," said Rahm Emanuel. "I'm thinking."

"Sorry," said Roland, "I just thought you guys might like some."

"The republicans are getting restless," observed Carville. "This CPAC thing has them all riled up. We need a new meme."

"What's a meme?" asked Martin.

"Shut up," said Emmanuel. "What's wrong with with the obstructionist meme, James? It's still working."

"I know, but sooner or later those NASCAR watching dimwits are going to figure out that they don't have enough votes to obstruct anything."

"I doubt it," replied Emanuel. "They can't even figure out Rachel Maddow."

"I've been thinking about asking her out," said Martin. "What do you guys think?"

"Worth a shot," said Carville.

"Go for it," said Emanuel.

"I like the obstructionist meme," said Martin. "That's where you say they're not bi-partisan, right?"

"Shut up." said Carville.

"Shut up." said Emanuel.

"Why don't you tell Rush Limbaugh to shut up?" said Roland Martin. "Why are you picking on me? I haven't done anything. I thought we were on the same side."

"Why don't you check on those pizza rolls?" asked Carville.

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot," said Martin and waddled off to the kitchen.

"I wish we could shut Limbaugh up," said Emanuel.

James Carville smiled. "I've got an idea," he said.

"Pizza rolls!" Martin announced, carrying in a tray.

"No thanks," said Emanuel.

"Gotta go." said Carville.

"I was hoping we could play some Nintendo," said Martin.



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