The Celebrity Apprentice Down to the Final 2

Last week on The Celebrity Apprentice, Joan Rivers returned to finish out the game, saying her team shouldn't suffer because of something personal. Annie Duke's reponse to River's return? “Joan is completely full of sh*t in everything she does. There’s a reason she got fired from the TV Guide channel, by the way, ‘cause she’s a complete b*tch.” But Annie doesn't get personal, right? Proving Joan River's comments correct in that Annie will stab you in the back in her private interviews but suck up to you in the boardroom, as she did in this episode, 'again.' Joan's having nothing to do with it though --she sees through her 'poker face.'

Anyway, the task was to come up with a new jingle and 30 second advertising spot for Chicken of the Sea. Amazingly, the Chicken of the Sea execs chose Team Athena's song over Grammy Award winning, Clint Black's jingle, saying they didn't think they had that many country fans out there. Hmm, they might not now, I guess......... Clint was fired.

Next up, Piers Morgan interviews the final four contestants. He told Trump having Brande in the final four would basically not look good for the show (somewhat true considering the gal has trouble spelling crap---"S-R-A-P" as she puts it and makes up her own words--'forgoo') and he was frustated that Jesse hadn't used his wife's (Sandra Bullock) contacts to bring in more money.

In the end, as expected, Trump chose Joan Rivers and Annie Duke to battle it out in the final task. Returning to help Joan are Hershel Walker, Clint Black and Melissa. Helping out Annie will be Dennis Rodman, Brande and Tom what's his name. In the hours before a performance of Cirque du Soleil's hit show "Wintuk," each team will produce a pre-theatre VIP party, sponsored by Kodak, featuring a silent auction made up of items the celebrities themselves bring to the table. The feuding finalists vow to mercilessly defeat one another and they begin their task. Annie's got a stacked deck there with Brande being the second highest fundraiser, but maybe (hopefully) Rivers will pull out a win in the end. Doesn't matter though, Trump made his choice long ago.......will it be Rivers or Duke?