Shear Genius: Rotting Oranges

Click on the image for a larger view. All images courtesy of Bravo. From top to bottom:
1). Charlie 2). Daniel 3). Dee 4). Gail 5). Glenn 6). Matthew
7. Meredith 8). Nekisa 9). Nicole 10. Paolo 11. Parker

The Problem of Bravo's Cross-Breeding

So much snarkaliousness...where to begin?

In the short cut challenge, the stylists do an actual short cut. Fan favorite  from Season One Tabatha Coffey is the judge this week.  She is as bitchy as ever, and penalizes Nekisa for daring to challenge her, placing her at the bottom.  Matt wins the challenge, with a short Mia Farrow /Rosemary's Baby cut.

Rotting Oranges

The RHOOC never cease to amaze....why agree to go on a hair cutting competition show if you won't let anyone cut your hair?   

Kimberly Bryant has washed out, stringy, overly- bleached hair.  Her hair looks like trailer trash hair. Since these women constantly tell us they have money, why doesn't she have a decent stylist in Illinois?  Anyway, she won't let Gail cut her horrible hair at all.

McKenzie Peterson, daughter of George Peterson, and the stepdaughter of "supermom" Lauri Waring gets a great cut and some lowlights from Dee, so she looked less like her father  and more like her mother, Gina.

Vicki Gunvalson is consistent. Consistently foolish. She is drinking champagne. Since she appears to be a blackout drunk, there must have been some heavy editing.  Too bad. At least the episode would have had some spice.  She constantly harasses her daughter Brianna's stylist about this homely child's hair.  Brianna actually looked a little better with lowlights and bangs. Vicki looked exactly the same, with bleached out,terrible hair.  Poor Paolo.

Jeana Keough spun her usual web of shit. In the  OC Register she claims she needed extensions afterwards. Why?  Jeanas's hair looked better than it ever did on the show, thanks to Nicole, despite the fact that she said something out of line about Nicole.  What a bitch.

Kara Keough still has that awful black hair. She got a nice cut, a few highlights, and had the winning style, by Charlie.

Tammy Knickerbocker got the losing style. Perhaps, after all the criticism about looking older, she will finally lighten her hair. She dyes it herself, begging the question: where are the stylists in Orange County?  If her stylist, Parker, said he wanted to color her hair, he may not have been eliminated.  The straight across bangs looked terrible on her.

Ashley Zarlin and Lindsey Knickerbocker were missing in action. 

 Tamra Barney, "the hottest housewife in Orange County", came in looking like a skank, and left looking like a skank with lowlights.

Surprise!  Megan Knickerbocker with dark hair. She is actually a good looking woman. On the show, she sported the "skunk" look, so you never really saw her face.  Daniel gave her a great cut.

Lauri's extensions are usually  neat and well groomed.  Nekisa gave her some body and lowlights. One of the credits at the end of the show was So Cap, not hard to put that together!

Quinn Fry was there. So. Forgettable.  Except for the longest cleavage on television.  Which was "must see TV" (not).