Really Fun Pictures

OK, you go and visit your friends, friends you haven't seen in a long long time. You chat, hug, talk about everything under the sun. Now the photo albums come out. You try to be polite, act interested, even ask questions about all the strange people and things in the pictures. But its real hard, don't deny it, you know it is! OK, so you are a crafty sly person, and you brought photo albums of your own to share. Are your friends thinking the same as you thought, dread of the pictures. Nope! Not at all! Why? you ask. Because your a talented ... Read Full Story

Tap me with your finger, rub me with your sleeve, hold me, sniff me, peel me curling round and round till I burst out white and cold from my tight red coat and tingle in your palm as if I’d melt and breathe a living pomander waiting for the minute of joy when you lift me to your mouth and crush me and in taste and fragrance I race through your head in my dizzy dissolve. Read Full Story

WHILE WE KNOW NOTHING CAN EVER TAKE THE PLACE OF JAMIE IN OUR HEARTS, WE HAD TO DO SOMETHING TO EASE THE PAIN MY SON WAS FEELING OVER THE LOSS OF JAMIE. THIS LITTLE GUY WHOM DOES NOT HAVE A NAME YET, WE SAVED FROM ENDING UP AT THE SPCA. WE DECIDED TO GIVE HIM A HOME AND IF WE EVER GET JAMIE BACK SHE WILL HAVE A FRIEND TO PLAY WITH. NOW WE ARE TOLD THIS CUTIE IS HALF COCKER SPANIEL AND HALF AMERICAN BULLDOG. I DONT SEE IT! HE KIND OF HAS THE SAD EYES OF A COCKER SPANIEL LONG EARS, AND ... Read Full Story

Day 983 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear ... Read Full Story

Yesterday, we ventured down south to Venice, Florida. Now of course its only an hour and a half drive from here in Saint Petersburg, but I have never been there. We had two vans full of people and decided on Caspersen Beach to look for shark's teeth. If you look at the pictures you can see everyone there was in the same position, bent over and looking down. Everyone is in search of the same thing, the treasure, and excitement of finding a sharks tooth. We did get lucky and found quite a few, mostly small ones, if they were human teeth you might ... Read Full Story