Republicans in Congress

It’s every difficult to be a Republican these days. You have to do and say things, that don’t always make sense. It is not something just anyone can do. Only the best of the best can be Republicans today, and that’s why--and for that reason alone--just 21% of the country identifies themselves as Republicans . The most important thing to remember to be a good Republican in 2009 is to not admit you are a Republican. Use code words like Conservative, or Libertarian, or Constitutionalist. But above all, do not let on that you are a Republican. It just won’t get you anywhere. In ... Read Full Story

The Republican National Committee voted today to re-brand the Democratic party as the Democrat Socialist Party. What better way to redefine an ailing party, than to change the name of your opposition. I must say, this is the most cost-effective idea I have seen coming out of the Grand Old Party in a long time. If we had changed our name, then we would have had to spend all that money getting new stationery and creating a new logo. And nothing makes us as hip and attractive to the younger crowd than acting like children, calling those we disagree with names like schoolyard bullies. ... Read Full Story

The right wing blogosphere today is comprised of two main factions. Many of the blogs out the today attack Obama for any number of trivial matters, whether they be the gift of an iPod to the Queen of England, or to his referring to Austrian as a language and not a country. While Blanca normally embraces such silliness, lately it has had a disastrous effect on the Republican party. It seems most Americans can remember just a few months ago, when the Commander-in-Chief was incapable of connecting a subject, verb, and object to create a coherent sentence. Attacking Obama for minor gaffes and for ... Read Full Story

Generally speaking, this blog is not intended to be partisan or even political in nature. However, we are two weeks away from the most important election of our lives, (if not all of history) and Republicans do coincidentally comprise a large segment of the asshat population. So, which Republican are you? The Idiot Republican You don't watch the news or understand any of the issues and when asked, you have a difficult time explaining just why it is you are a Republican. You are the kind of idiot that believes Barack Obama is an Arab who leads a sinister terrorist organization called ACORN who ... Read Full Story

This week the Republicans were the brunt of all criticism for rolling out an eighteen-page budget complete with neither numbers nor graphs. But the media has been too harsh on the leadership of the party. Their ridicule is misguided and is another example of how the liberal media is too quick to attack Republicans, even though there has been ample evidence for the last eight years that we Republicans are superior in every way. When they originally introduced their budget through internal communications, the de facto leaders of the party, Sarah Palin and Michael Steele, were very confused about the content and requested clarification. ... Read Full Story