Republicans in Congress

Generally speaking, this blog is not intended to be partisan or even political in nature. However, we are two weeks away from the most important election of our lives, (if not all of history) and Republicans do coincidentally comprise a large segment of the asshat population. So, which Republican are you? The Idiot Republican You don't watch the news or understand any of the issues and when asked, you have a difficult time explaining just why it is you are a Republican. You are the kind of...Read Full Story

It’s every difficult to be a Republican these days. You have to do and say things, that don’t always make sense. It is not something just anyone can do. Only the best of the best can be Republicans today, and that’s why--and for that reason alone--just 21% of the country identifies themselves as Republicans . The most important thing to remember to be a good Republican in 2009 is to not admit you are a Republican. Use code words like Conservative, or Libertarian, or Constitutionalist. But...Read Full Story

The right wing blogosphere today is comprised of two main factions. Many of the blogs out the today attack Obama for any number of trivial matters, whether they be the gift of an iPod to the Queen of England, or to his referring to Austrian as a language and not a country. While Blanca normally embraces such silliness, lately it has had a disastrous effect on the Republican party. It seems most Americans can remember just a few months ago, when the Commander-in-Chief was incapable of...Read Full Story

This week the Republicans were the brunt of all criticism for rolling out an eighteen-page budget complete with neither numbers nor graphs. But the media has been too harsh on the leadership of the party. Their ridicule is misguided and is another example of how the liberal media is too quick to attack Republicans, even though there has been ample evidence for the last eight years that we Republicans are superior in every way. When they originally introduced their budget through internal...Read Full Story

Usually I don't agree with Lindsay Graham. As far as I am concerned, he needs to come out of the closet and get it over with. I am sure he has a lovely little taffeta number picked out for the spring cotillion. I am really getting tired of all these deviants in our party, like Lindsay Graham, Charlie Christ, and Michael Steele. Well, at least Lindsay didn't get married to some woman who is going to end up stupping the pool boy, because Charlie likes to play hide the sausage with the gardener...Read Full Story