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2012: Zombie Apocalypse


That's right, in 2012 in my opinon is we might just experience one of the coolest yet worst things possible! A Zombie Apocalypse Yep, that's right when the end of the world is near a virus will be spread, causing 50% of humanity to be turned into flesh eating freaks. If you don't know what i'm talking about when I say 2012, then go to all about 2012 if that doesn't make sense go to end of world.

Now that you actually know what i'm talking about, [unless you already knew, which in that case kudos to you] I can go on to futher explain my theories to the zombies helping out the end of the world.

Theory 1. Someone outrageously stupid like Sarah Palin is going to try to get people to hunt something other than wolves and bears in Alaska. This person will probably end up in a cave unknown to Alaskan officals and set off some deadly trap, which will kill and reanimate this persons body. Then they're gunna trudge back into town and eat everybody/turn everyone else into zombies and there goes the rest of North America.

Theory 2. Somebody who hates all mankind is right now at this very second creating a biolocigal zombie making virus. This person probably wants to get the virus out on the 19th, [2 days before the end] to get zombies practically all over.

Theory 3. The end will crack holes in the ground and a virus will magically pop out from the core of the earth.

Theory 4. There will be no end of the world this time around and i'm going to live to be 100 years old.

Personally i'd like it to be theory 4, but if it happens number 3 would be pretty wild. If you've got any theories about a zombie apocalypse or 2012 in general tell me! :]
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