NARUTO-”YOU FAILED!” KAKASHI’S FINAL DECISION-EPISODE 5-3 STARS

Okay, now where did we leave off from before? Oh yeah, Naruto was in the middle of doing something stupid, got caught in Kakashi’s trap, and ended up hanging upside down. Now in the last episode, Sasuke threw some shuriken at Kakashi, and knocked him out, or did he?

Now we all know that Kakashi is smarter than that, and he uses a substitution Jutsu and gets away. Sasuke realizes this, and takes off running, and Sakura takes off after him. “Sakura, you’re so stupid, read my lips, I mean my words, SASUKE DOESN’T WANT YOU, SO JUST GIVE IT UP, OR GO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE!”

I’m telling you, that girl is so stupid, she could be helping Naruto, but she decides to run after Sasuke, how sad. I’m sure Naruto doesn’t mind though, ’cause he eventually frees himself, and decides to eat lunch, you know, the thing he wasn’t supposed to do until he caught one of the bells.

Anyway, back to the stupid chick. Now Sakura eventually finds Sasuke, but he’s severely wounded, and the pain of seeing Sasuke this way is just so devestating, and she passes out. What a dumbass, can’t she see that it was just Kakashi using the illusion Jutsu? Now what would she do in a real fight?

See, I couldn’t have her on my team, ’cause I’d use the Stomp-The-Hell-Out-Of-Sakura Jutsu on her every chance that I got. Yes, I know you’ve never heard of that Jutsu, that’s because I just invented it while typing this review, so if you see Sasuke, tell him to call me, I’ll teach him how to use it.

Now that Kakashi has everything all under control, he pulls out his Makeout Paradise book and starts reading it again. I’ve got to find out what’s in that book! But wait, Sasuke hasn’t given up yet, and he charges Kakashi, and gets some good licks in, however Kakashi, being the great Ninja that he is uses the Headhunter Jutsu, and pulls Sasuke underground, so that only his head is sticking out.

Sakura walks by (after snappin’ out of her mini coma), sees Sasuke’s head sticking out of the ground, and faints again. “Sasuke, I really feel sorry for you and Naruto, to be stuck with such an idiot.” Kakashe is all pissed off now, and drops all three of them from the program for acting like a bunch of losers, and for not working together like real ninjas are supposed to.

Sasuke gets mad, and once again charges Kakashe, but don’t worry, he’s got everything all under control, as he manhandles Sasuke, then steps on his head. Excuse me but…………….HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!, “Boy do you look stupid Sasuke!”

Kakashe has a change of heart and gives them one more chance-He gives them 3 hours to get a bell, and lets them eat lunch. Only thing is, Naruto is all tied up, and can’t eat anything since he broke the rules by trying to sneak a bite. Oh yeah, if Sasuke, or Sakura gives him any food, they automatically fail. As soon as Kakashe leaves (probably to catch up on the next chapter of Makeout Paradise), Sasuke offers Naruto some food, as Sakura objects, reminding him that he’ll fail. WHAT A WITCH!

Sasuke explains that if Naruto doesn’t eat, he’ll be too weak to help snatch the bells, and they’ll all fail anyway. Then, Sakura begrudgingly offers Naruto her food, but remember he’s tied up, so guess what? Yep, she has to feed him. AWWWWW! This is definitely a Kodak moment.

Uh oh, here comes Kakashe, and he’s not in a good mood………………..But he passes them all anyway? Why? Because they looked after a fallen comrade (well, a hungry one), and didn’t let him down, a characteristic of a good ninja (I guess). See, I would let Naruto and Sasuke pass, but I would have dumped Sakura, right into the toilet!