Sandra Bullock…you SO don’t want to be the guy!

Here’s a listing of her movies since Speed:

The Net: the guy gets whacked

While You Were Sleeping: although still alive, the guy is mostly dead the whole movie

In Love and War: Guy get’s severly wounded

A Time to Kill: No boyfriend, N/A

Two if by Sea:  BF gets dumped and chased by the mob

Speed 2: …an exception to every rule

Welcome to Hollywood: bit part…safe

Making Sandwiches:  No-one actually saw this movie, so it doesn’t count

Hope Floats:  husband gets dumped

Practical Magic: Husband gets hit by a truck (dead of course)

Prince of Egypt: cartoons don’t count either

Forces of Nature: ok, some rules have 2 exceptions

Gun Shy: well, hey, the guy is nuts, doesn’t that count?

28 Days: BF gets dumped

Miss Congeniality: ok 3 exceptions, you know what, let’s just ignore all the comedies.  We’re talking about dramas only…yah, that’s the ticket!

Lisa Picard is Famous: bit part

Murder by Numbers: Hellooo!  It has “murder” in the title!

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood: The future mother in law from HELL!

Two Weeks Notice: Guy goes through emotial hurricane

Miss Congeniality 2: …look I already told you comedies don’t count.  It doesn’t matter if the movie wasn’t funny!

Crash: what the hell?  I can’t make heads or tails out of this movie.  Let’s just assume something bad happened to the guy.

Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner: bit part

The Lake House:  Turns out, the guy was actually dead the whole movie!

Loverboy: I didn’t see this one, so it doesn’t count either.  Bullock was supposedly in it.

Infamous: The guy is emotionally disturbed

Premonition:  the guy dies multiple times

All About Steve: I think the guy is gay.  Why else would he not be interested in Sandra’s character?

One of the Guys:  all the guys want her, how many get hurt?

The Proposal: Just using the guy