Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin was the Republican candidate for the Vice President of the United States, and the first woman to be nominated by the Republican party for VP. She's currently serving her first term as the governor of Alaska. She has five... [more]

Sarah Palin was the Republican candidate for the Vice President of the United States, and the first woman to be nominated by the Republican party for VP. She's currently serving her first term as the governor of Alaska. She has five children ranging in age from 18 years to 6 months, and is married to a Yup'ik Alaskan native.

Inaction Figures: Because You've Always Never Wanted A Sarah Palin Doll And A Barack Obama Pez Dispenser

school_girl_palin_9.9.08.jpg Want to remember this historic, groundbreaking election for years to come? What? Xtube? Oh. No. Election. Yeah. Anyway. Might we suggest investing in a plastic figure of Sarah Palin, melting, dressed as a streetwalker? Her hair is crafted from 100% fake moose! Or hows about a Pez dispenser featuring the freakishly large head of Someone Who Does Not Even Vaguely Look Like Barack Obama? Poise either on your bedside table and dream of them coming alive in the dead of night to bite your toes and eat your oddly-named children! Lots of silliness and heaps of sheer, unbridled terror, after the jump:

palin_hero_9.9.08.jpg Sarah Palin, seen here as a super hero exhibitionist transsexual, has the power to bore. Through Arctic wolves for oil.

obama_figurine.jpg
Wouldn't lie to you: This figurine is cast from Barack Obama's actual body. Special fist-jab action included. Experience sold separately.

mccain_figurine.jpg This John McCain figurine, also cast from Barack Obama's body, contains a pull-string. Simply give it a tug and squeal in delight as McCain calls you a "painted trollop" while urinating on himself.
edwards_figurine.jpg This limited edition John Edwards collector's figure is lovingly crafted from mayonnaise and puppy calendar clippings. Illegitimate whore-child and pleat-front Dad pants sold separately.

obama_pez.jpg This generic "Black man head," operating under the assumption that all Black men look exactly the same, can also double as other White People Approved Famous Black Men (R), like Denzel Washington, Wayne Brady, Will Smith and Don Cheadle. Non-threatening, self-congratulatory fun for the entire family! Sarah Palin Action Figures [HeroBuilders]

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If America falls for this bologna...the Extreme right could never chant the battlecry Country first ever again!! http://roschellenelson.blogspot.com/2008/09/rebirth-of-nation.html
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