NARUTO-DANGEROUS MISSION-EPISODE 6-3 STARS

So the gang gets back after completing a grueling mission, Not! All Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura had to do was track down a lost cat, but hey, I don’t train ninjas so don’t look at me. So Naruto gets all pissed off, and tells the Hokage that he wants a real ninja mission, even though the only ones available to him at the Genin level is babysitting, and digging up potatoes.

Okay, can someone please tell me what kind of ninja attacks do you learn helping with the grocery shopping? After Naruto gets done raising hell, the Hokage gives him a level C mission, to make sure Tazuna the bridge builder gets back to the land of waves safely, and to stay with him until the bridge is complete.

Only thing is,Tazuna is a jerk as he enters the room chuggin’ down a 40 ounce. First thing out of his mouth, what’s with the snot nose kids, and that there’s no way the little one with the idiotic look on his face is a ninja. Now Naruto starts laughing, no way in the world that lush is talkin’ about him.

But wait, let’s see here, Sakura, and Kasuke come to the yellow line, while Naruto only comes to the red line. ”Too bad Naruto, I guess he’s talkin’ about you!”  Once again he gets all pissed off, and wants to slap Tazuna around, but we know nobody is afraid of him, so let’s move on now.

All throughout the trip, Naruto is talking smack, like how he’s gonna become a Hokage Ninja, but chokes in his first confrontation. What happens is The Demon Brothers (Chunin Ninjas) invite themselves to the party-First they take out Kakashi, next target is Tazuna, until Sasuke and Sakura step in.

Now Sasuke is handling those guys pretty well, but remember, he’s just a emo brat, eh, I mean a first level ninja (Genin), so he’s only gonna get so far. Sakura jumps in front of Tazuna in order to protect him, which is kind of interesting, since she really can’t do squat, but she does more than Naruto, who’s just standing there lookin’ like he’s just seen a ghost.

Then, out of nowhere, Kakashe shows up, and owns those Chunin losers, yes he used a replacement Jutsu and fooled those Demon Brothers, and now they’re toast. Sakura is glad that Kakashe is okay, while Sasuke calls him a show-off. “What are you talkin’ about Sasuke? If Kakashe didn’t show up, your ass would be grass, so you really need to be thankful and shut up!”

Not only did Naruto choke during this fight, but he had the nerve to get hurt by poisoned claws, now everybody have to go back to the village to attend to big (or maybe in the case, little) baby, Naruto. Wait minute, what’s this? Naruto stabs himself in the hand in order to take the poison out. Well, that eliminates the need of a doctor, I guess.

Then he pledges upon his wound, not to ever back down from another fight, and will never let anyone rescue him again. “Well Naruto, that’s a nice speech, BUT I STILL WOULDN’T TRUST YOU WITH MY LIFE!” Well, I’m so glad that conflict is over, or not, ’cause Tazuna has some explaining to do.

See, Kakashe finds out that those ninjas are after him, but Tazuna didn’t pay for 1st or 2nd level ninja protection, which would have been ranked as a A or B mission. In the next episode, Tazuna explains why, but we all know he’s either a cheap bastard, or a broke one. Make sure to read the next episode to find out which one he really is.