Saving America from Secularists and Pagans

Comrades, I was receiving your status reports for the week ending April 10th, and I am being disappointed. Your sales numbers are being lower year-to-date; your attendance has become inconsistent. Comrades, please to be thinking of me not as supervisor, but friend; yes? And as friend, I am giving friendly suggestion; yes? Shape up, bourgeois pigs! Or I am being forced to write up for poor performance! Now be getting out of my sight! I am feeling my belly lunging upwards! Be having fun, comrades! Remember: we are friends! I am trusting you have not forgotten previous installment [ HERE ] , wherein comrade ... Read Full Story

Of course, I am still mourning the fact that our country decided to elect Barack "non-believers are people too" Obama as President. The tragedy is that we had a qualified Christian running for President. No, he isn't an Episcopalian but he is an ordained minister of faith with a graduate degree in theology. Anyway, here is what he had to say: The text (and reaction to it) can be found here : Jan. 18, 2008 | Behind the happy, healthy, guitar-strumming campaign style that has so besotted the national press corps, Mike Huckabee looks like something considerably less charming -- a zealous proponent of ... Read Full Story

Hello Children, This here update is a couple weeks past, but it so clearly illustrates the libs’ and their hatred for what America stands for that I reckoned y’all ought know. I first seen this { Here } over at fellow Kentuckian James Pence: Kentucky Equality Federation received reports that a Franklin County High official allegedly sent an email to teachers instructing them not to allow homosexuals to leave class to use the restroom. The email was allegedly sent after two female classmates were caught kissing in the public restroom. In response, 15 students protested outside the school today. "My daughter was involved in ... Read Full Story

Hello Children, As y'all might know, today is Sunday. Besides being my favorite day cause I get to hear the good preacher tell us that Jesus - in His infinite mercy - will provide salvation to a select few (i.e. American Christian-Conservatives) while the rest of humanity is banished to everlasting torment (enhanced interrogation) forever and ever, it also means I get to paste pictures of America's #1 greatest artist, Chuck Asay in this week's Sunday Funnies ! Just like usual, you can find him { Here } or follow along below: LOL! Ain't nothing funnier than poking fun at big city New Yorkers ... Read Full Story

Hello Children, It's Sunday, so I trust y'all went to church this morning to beg Jesus to forgive you for being created by Him as sinful wretches? It's also another Sunday Funnies , courtesy America's greatest artist, Chuck Asay . Just like regular, you can find him { Here } or follow below: Another knock-out blow by ol' Chuck! I declare, I just don't see where he keeps coming up with such biting, witty criticism of "President" Barack HUSSEIN Obama! (I'd reckon he gets inspiration from Jesus) Just like pirates what forceably seize ships and holds crews hostage, 'the Obama' waltzed right on in ... Read Full Story