Scattyjan's Guide to Strictly Come Dancing

Chrola on the sofa, Ola (dapper flapper) says the dance suited them perfectly; Chris met Spandau Ballet who gave him their seal of approval. And it's nice that people are saying they were undermarked, they were happy at being second on the leaderboard. Chris is happy that Ola's happy! The Jordan -no, not that one, the Ola Jordan lean mean tough talking machine - no Hollins were hurt in the making of this! Ola's turn on the Dance Machine - score 5200, puts her 2nd! Happy Days. Forum Q&A: If not a dancer, what would you be? Pro Natalie: Ice skater or policewoman; Flavia ... Read Full Story

But first - backstage pass with the flaw-less floor team! All those marks on the floor, the cleaners must hate them. And they're ignored by the couples who can't stay still. Tess has an earpiece, Brucie prefers the old fashioned cueing action of a waved arm. Lots of behind the scenes madnes, how it all comes together is amazing. How do you get a job like that? Vinalie on the sofa and Natalie (Back to square one) is being very pragmatic. The most upsetting bit is not seeing you, Claudia! Vincent (No amore Vincent) is heartbroken, it was an amazing partnership. They've carried on ... Read Full Story

Ooh, Tess all fringy - did the wardrobe department do her hair? Lovin' that look - except for the 2012 Olympic Gold round her neck, fresh off the smelt or wherever they come from. Jeez, Ali can barely walk down the steps *shakes head* Brucie mentions drama queens. Cut to Bruno , lol. Chrola up first! Role reversal in training. The Jordans are being bossed around, helping him move. Adore Ola's Charleston dress. Ha ha - brilliant routine, Yay and a Woohoo - how much fun was that? Great job by the band, great choreography, suited them so much, cheeky and full of magic. ... Read Full Story

Erin's crib first though - magic mirror - her celebs autobiographies - she needs a secretary - it's spotless, can't be there much - toasted fish finger and ketchup butties after Strictly - flowers in every room - choreographs on the rug in front of the telly. Did Claudia just step in the path of a wind machine? Lainton on the sofa, Laila (Charleston Athletic) says they deserved to be in the dance off, it's given us a kick for this week. They're like Ricky and Bianca, though Anton (sleeps in a tie) doesn't know who they are. Laila has been practising on her ... Read Full Story

To begin with though, a beginners guide to the Charleston: Wild, entertaining, took over the 20's like wildfire - banned at one point, too scandalous! It's all about having fun, anything goes versatility; lots of swivels and bounce, kicks and flicks and shimmies! The training: Lainton having a lot of fun, Anton's going for hammy acting! Alian?? 8 hours training, but it all seems to be filmed on Monday - no updates re how things are now?! Chrola's little legs up to 18 hours. Pecking chicken? Fountain? Just two of the moves in it! They're having a ball and they're on the sofa. Ola ... Read Full Story