When I first read the press release informing me of this tremendous news, I thought what I'm sure you're thinking. Who gives a damn if American Gladiator DNA gets launched into outer space? That's what happens every time Turbo(r) masturbates. But this time it's different. Game designer Richard Garriott is on his way to the International Space Station, and he's taking with him the, gasp, Immortality Drive . As it was explained to me, the Immortality Drive is a culmination of all human...
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