Pray silence for his Lordship Sebastian Coe...

His Lordship, Grand Poobah and Tim Henman lookalike, Seb Coe Master of the London 2012 Olympic games, proclaimed today that London's effort in 2012 will not be as Olympian in its overall effect as the spectacular Chinese games.
As I listened carefully to the good Lord whilst at the same time taking special note of the darting mobility of his eyeballs, I have to admit that I couldn't help coming to two possible conclusions...

1. The money has dried up already.

Or...

2. Expect the inclusion of the Egg and Spoon race. online advertising