Sesame Street: Final Destination

Oscar is just sitting there in his trash can thinking about how much Sesame Street sucks when all of a sudden, he has a vision. All of the gang is laughing and playing when a large bomb planted by a terrorist explodes. Pieces of Big Bird are flying everywhere. Snuffy's bloody trunk is lying in the road. The humans are scattered everywhere. Bert and Ernie are burnt to a crisp. The Count is saying, "One dead body, two dead body, three dead body..." You get the idea. Everyone in Sesame Street is dead.

Oscar then tells Big Bird, "You're gonna die a horrible death and it's going to be great. Sesame Street will be gone forever!" Big Bird warns Bob, Maria, Susan, Gordon, and Luis of the impending doom. Meanwhile, Oscar scares the hell out of Elmo. "That's right, you're gonna be a pink bloody mess. It's going to be beautiful.", says Oscar the Grouch with an evil smile on his face. Elmo starts crying.

Bert and Ernie go to Hooper's Store to buy some KY Jelly. Big Bird warns them to watch out for the explosion that Oscar envisioned. Big Bird goes looking for the bomb. "Gee Bird, what's that ticking noise behind your nest?", asks Snuffy. "That's just my alarm clock. No, it's not it's the bomb!" Gordon carefully removes the bomb and everyone on Sesame Street is saved.

The next day, Cookie Monster is eating some macadamia nut cookies when he starts choking. Bob tries the Heimlich maneuver. It doesn't work. He tries CPR on him and it doesn't work. The paramedics use the shock pedals and that just sets his fur on fire. The burning Cookie Monster catches Hooper's Store on fire. Bob and Maria burn alive trying to save the store.

Big Bird and Snuffy go for a walk in the country. "Gee Bird, I really like hanging out with my best friend.", says Snuffy. Big Bird replies, "Me too, Snuffy." They walk down this country road. Meanwhile, coming in the other direction is a drunk off his ass trucker who's had several bottles of Jack Daniels along the way. Snuffy and Big Bird decide to play hide and go seek. Big Bird goes and hides in the woods. Snuffy stands in the road and closes his eyes. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...", says Snuffy. (Then there's a large crash) The trucker has jackknifed on Snuffy. A pool of blood covers the road. Big Bird runs up to Snuffy's crushed remains. "Snuffy, no!!!", cries Big Bird. Unfortunately for Big Bird, the truck was a gasoline tanker. The truck explodes and turns Big Bird into KFC extra crispy.

Our hyped-up friend Grover goes into his apartment. He goes into the bathroom to do a few lines of coke. He does it and then goes into to convulsions. He passes out and dies as the coke was laced with something. He should have never trusted Telly. The count is busy saying, "One life insurance policy, two life insurance policies, three life insurance policis, ahh, ahh, ahh." The count goes upstairs in his castle as he starts to hear cracks in the ceiling. Suddenly, a giant boulder smashes the Count in his head. Now, that's Progressive!

Bert and Ernie take a bath together. "Can I play with your rubber duckie, Ernie?", asks Bert. Ernie replies, "Why sure, Bert, but only if I can play with yours too." They put on some music. However, the radio is hanging on the edge of the toilet by the tub. After Bert and Ernie start fooling around, it starts shaking closer to the edge. The radio finally falls in electrocuting both of them in a precarious position. Oscar says, "I always knew those two were fruitcakes, ha, ha."

Oscar wakes up the next morning and notices that it is awful quiet around Sesame Street. None of the adults are out and about. There are no kids playing around. Elmo runs to Oscar. "Oscar, they're dead, they're all dead!" Oscar goes inside the apartments and smells a gas leak. "This smells lovely! Finally, I can get some peace and quiet around this place.", says Oscar.

Elmo starts walking around the block and runs into Telly. "Hey, Elmo, can you help me get my cat out of this tree.", asks Telly. Elmo agrees to help. As he climbs the tree, he knocks down a bee hive and they swarm both Telly and Elmo. Oscar finds them several minutes later covered in bees. "This week keeps getting better and better. Now, I'm completely alone and Sesame Street is in ruins. It's so beautiful!", yells Oscar.