Remember Halloween? You know, when all those kids came to your doorstep, and you kept looking for the Dateline NBC guy hiding in the bushes? Yeah, that was Halloween. Try to stay with us.
Anyhoo, my wife and I, as well as Mark Johnson, happened to notice that we ended up with a lot of thirteen year old girls dressed like, um, well, prostitutes. Are you getting the Dateline NBC joke now? We were a little disturbed, and we aren’t exactly prudes. Sure, I’m 25 going on 70 (or five, depending...
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