Sexy Halloween Costumes for 2007

Gosh, who is that dangerously sexy masked blogger? Yup folks, we're two weeks away from yet another hearing related to the Temporary Restraining Order #161960 that Record Searchlight "Refrigerator Art Reporter" Christy Lochrie filed against me on December 10, 2007. And as we all know, I am the "evil, potty-mouthed masked blogger known as Large Marge at Large." As you may recall, the hearing on December 7th was postponed because (I think) Judge Gibson had a room full of people with legitimate... Read Full Story

Well, as many of you know by now, Christy Lochrie, a Phat & Pink Wretched Searchlight Reporter, actually served me a Form CH-100 "Request for Orders to Stop Harassment" for this here blog last week. I was served at work by a female Shasta County Sheriff officer, in front of all my co-workers, while we were standing around eating pizza. Luckily, my co-workers know about my blog(s) and thought the whole thing was hilarious. (Christy, just a heads-up that I work part-time, and I do all my... Read Full Story

Think back to your childhood for a moment, and remember all the fun you had with playing dress up and trying on all those cool costumes for Halloween… And then ask yourself… why should kids have all the fun, while all the adults grow up and become boring and stodgy? Well, there are a lot of perks to being a grown up, and Halloween can be just as fun as it was back then… and a LOT more naughty.Forget that! Let’s turn up the heat this Halloween with some dress up gear that’s ONLY for grown... Read Full Story

Dear Santa Claus, it's me, Christy Lochrie, again with one more request for you. Santa, as I mentioned on my recent Scripps Phat & Pink blogpost (12/14/07 ), "I'm still holding out hope for Michael Franti for Christmas..." Santa, do you think you can help me out in that department as well, and get me Michael Franti for Christmas? P.S. You know Santa, I just don't understand why people think I'm such a Phat Pink Hoe-Hoe-Hoe when all I do is innocently post that I would like to have sex... Read Full Story

Remember Halloween? You know, when all those kids came to your doorstep, and you kept looking for the Dateline NBC guy hiding in the bushes? Yeah, that was Halloween. Try to stay with us. Anyhoo, my wife and I, as well as Mark Johnson, happened to notice that we ended up with a lot of thirteen year old girls dressed like, um, well, prostitutes. Are you getting the Dateline NBC joke now? We were a little disturbed, and we aren’t exactly prudes. Sure, I’m 25 going on 70 (or five, depending on... Read Full Story