One more thing, Santa Claus...

Dear Santa Claus, it's me, Christy Lochrie, again with one more request for you. Santa, as I mentioned on my recent Scripps Phat & Pink blogpost (12/14/07 ), "I'm still holding out hope for Michael Franti for Christmas..." Santa, do you think you can help me out in that department as well, and get me Michael Franti for Christmas? P.S. You know Santa, I just don't understand why people think I'm such a Phat Pink Hoe-Hoe-Hoe when all I do is innocently post that I would like to have sex with Michael Franti for Christmas on my Scripps newspaper blog. NoP&P; Commentary: We hope this here blogpost clarifies that CHRISTY LOCHRIE IS NOT A LESBIAN! She is claiming that this blog somehow comes across as describing her as a lesbian in the restraining order that she filed against the author of this here blog. So, we just want to clarify for the public record that CHRISTY LOCHRIE IS NOT A LESBIAN! We repeat, "CHRISTY LOCHRIE IS NOT A LESBIAN!" In fact, we can name most of the men she has chased and attempted to seduce in Redding in the last 4 1/2 years... But we will save that information for another day on this here blog! Stay tuned for more naughty pink phat humor... NoP&P; Fashion Shopping Tip:strong> For your own Santa Hat G-string, shop locally at The Humor Shop in Redding, CA.) or on-line at 3wishes.com. Image Source: 3wishes.com