Keira Knightley Defaced

I have yet to discuss the Xerox acting of young Keira Knightly mainly because I would rather drink a cup of malaria than sit through one of her films again. Bend one in Beckham was average but she and all the others responsible for those aids infested Pirates of the Caribbean films should have their eyes gouged out with a spoon.

...BUT I have to say I cannot condone mindless graffiti, it appears that some young hoodlum has taken a pen to Keira's latest film poster, edge of love at Balham tube station. Whoever has attacked these posters is claiming:

• Keira Knightly likes having penis in her mouth
• Her co-star Sienna Miller is planning to attend a lesbian festival

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